Why Can’t This Be Love?
This is my theory: all of the rehab in the world at swanky centers away from the private eye probably isn’t going to cure what ails Britney, Lindsay and the like. There’s no incentive to get better when everything is done for you. But what would I know? I’ve always been a good girl, remember?
Here’s what I think. You hit them where it counts. You tell them that all the partying, the drinking, the drugs, it takes a toll on your appearance.
And then you show them this picture of Eddie van Halen from just a few weeks ago. You ask them how old he is. And then you tell them that he’s 52.
Yeah, it’s enough to make me embrace some clean living.
March 13th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Yeah…but then there is always plastic surgery. I mean…did you SEE Keith Richards last night at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony?!?! He actually looked…decent. No more “day of the dead” look for him. It scared me a little bit. How did he DO that? He must’ve had EVERYTHING fixed up.
March 13th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Scary! He’s like something from a Scooby Doo Halloween cartoon!
Right - cancel the wine, I’ll have some mineral water, please…