Oh Plumbing Gods…
Why have you forsaken us?
Clearly our sacrifices of rubber ducks, enormous wads of toilet paper and most recently, an entire bag of flossers, did not please you…
You rejected my offering of Drano.
You have turned away from an eco-friendly mixture of baking soda, salt and vinegar.
You even scorned the plumber.
You have spewed forth - again and again - and again - your bowels into our kitchen, our mudroom and yes, leaked into our basement.
What must we do to again be in your good graces?
Sincerely,
Lawmummy and Family
And PS, if you happen to run into the Heating Gods, ask them what’s up on their end…
October 29th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Right? It was even a large ducky if I remember correctly.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
…and please also send S.O.S. to garbage disposal gods on my behalf. Thanks.