I (heart) coffee

May 29, 2007

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And here I thought it was just the smell…

I’ve figured out why women seem to really love their coffee. I mean, really love their coffee.

Apparently the consumption of coffee from women is linked to an increased sex drive.

Oh yeah.

The story, as announced by the press in a country that hasn’t really mastered the art of coffee (there has to be a joke in there somewhere), appears here.

The study was first performed on rats. The British Coffee Association spokesperson had this to say:

Humans would have to drink 10 cups of coffee in one go to get the same effect and that is not the normal consumption level.

And I say, says who?

If this information were common knowledge in the US, you could kiss the cosmo industry goodbye. Folks would be drinking coffee by the gallon. Better yet? Coffee martinis (I make a nice chocolate one with coffee beans).

It’s already the case that statistically, Americans drink more coffee than any other people in the world. You link coffee to sex and ba-da-bing, Starbucks would be the most successful company in the country.

And here I thought Chris bringing me a cup of coffee every day was simply thoughtful…

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