Stop searching for the terms “sex” and “mummy” and then pausing on my site. It freaks me out.
I don’t know if you use the word “mummy” to mean mom as I do, or you’re looking for dead Egyptians, but either way, you’re totally creeping me out.
This blog is pretty much about parenting and being a lawyer. That should be enough to convince you that there’s no sex involved. Ever.
And only occasionally are there dead people.
So please just go somewhere else.
(And now, I must shower.)
